theForger's English For Programmers
One of the wonderful things about IRC, and the Internet at large is that it allows people of all nations
to come together in peace to discuss, debate and learn. English is of course, the de facto standard language
of the Internet (at least for now...) and while this is great for North Americans and most Europeans, you
can expect some difficulty in communication between people who are not native English speakers and have
had most of their English exposure from the Internet itself (oh, the humanity).
For some reason, certain specific and erronous patterns of speech are common, and I would like to provide a simple
reference for the would-be English speaking programmer.
For example Anyone knows how to create a window?. I can understand the origin of this
statement, as it may make grammatical sense in certain languages. In fact it must make sense in many
languages other than English, otherwise I can't see how so many people of different origins managed
to mistakenly use the same phrase when asking a question in English.
The correct sentence structure would be Does anyone know how to create a window?
Anyone knows...? (wrong)
As surprising as it may seem, ne1 isn't actually a real English word (I kid you not).
Often used in combination with the previous entry, as in Does ne1 how to
create a window?, or the even more extremely incorrect ne1 knows how to
create a window?
Does anyone know...? (right)
Another variation on this theme, for example how to load a icon???
This is also a very common mistake made by those whose native language is not English. You could use one
of the previously mentioned sentence structures instead, or you have the option of going with How
can I load an icon?, How do you load an icon? or the more pretentious, but also acceptable
How does one load an icon?.
How to... (wrong)
Somewhere in the world, an evil dictionary publisher is laughing. They managed to print all of their dictionaries
with the word doubt replacing the word question. Generally in English, one does not
have a doubt about something. You may
have a question about something or even
have a problem with something.
How can I... (right)
How do you... (right)
How does one... (right)
I have a doubt... (wrong)
C and C++ do not have commands, they have functions.
C++ also has member functions (a function which is a member of a class) which may also
be referred to as a method. A function which is not a member of a class is not a
I have a question about... (right)
I have a problem with... (right)
I am having trouble with... (right)
C/C++ also have statements and expressions. A statement is generally any line of code that does something.
An expression is something that evaluates to another value, such as an addition, bit shift, or logical comparison.
or possibly (depending on the circumstances)...
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